Tuesday, June 13, 2017

Poetry contest entries


Poem collection

LIMERICK - The Joys of Procrastination
There once was a person named James
Who really can’t stop playing games
He played too much
Left his homework untouched
So James’ marks went down in flames

FREE VERSE - I Love Hot Showers
There’s nothing more useful than a hot shower.
When your mom, your alarm clock AND your cat
can't make the grogginess go away
A hot shower can.
Indeed, hot showers are the most useful thing on earth.

There's nothing more pleasant than a hot shower.
When you come home after school, body full of sweat
A hot shower can make you relax.
Indeed, hot showers are the most enjoyable thing on earth.

There's nothing more philosophical than a hot shower.
When you crave a healthy dose of philosophy in your uneventful day
A hot shower can fix that.
Indeed, hot showers are the most philosophical thing on earth.

There's nothing more creative than a hot shower.
When you creativity juices run out and you are doomed
To hand in THAT project late
A hot shower can fix that.
Indeed, there is nothing that can save your butt like a hot shower.

HAIKU - Snowfall
Snow on the mountain
A magnificent vista
Peaceful till it falls

FREE VERSE - How to Care for a Lavender Plant
Here are some simple steps to make sure you can’t
Possibly mess up your very own lavender plant.

Step one:
The Lavender needs good music
many hours a day
This doesn’t include my favourite Bieber
much to my dismay

Step two:
Stuff the plant with lots of good food
like sour candies
Or it will become grumpy and bitter
like my grannies

Step three:
Love the Lavender with all your heart
Not too little and not too much
This cares for the plant’s mental health
So it won’t wither away and such.

Make sure to follow these instructions
So you can plant away without obstructions

HAIKU - little brothers
My little brothers
Residential noise-makers
Oh please be quiet

FREE VERSE - Freedom?
Off with the wind I go, away from the comfort of home.
To travel the “real world,” where parents have no control.
It is exhilarating, but at the same time, unnerving
To first time feel truly on my own.

FREE VERSE - Does it matter
An galaxy, and an atom.
The difference seems obviously
One is big, and one is small.
But look again
Is it really different?
Many will still argue, yes
Of course it is
But in the face of the universe

Does it really matter?

FREE VERSE - Why I Was Late
My eyelids heavy, marks slipping
I look at the clock. 2:00am.
I go back to browsing.

My arms are tired, body failing
I look at the clock. 5:00am.
I go back to playing.

My brain is fried, sanity escaping
I look at the clock. 8.00am.
I go to sleep.

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